Fishing joke No.42
Cletus and Jethro found a great deal on a used shrimp boat and decided to buy it. They took it 50 miles out into the gulf and eagerly cast out there net. When Jethro pulls in a gold lamp. As he is cleaning it off a genie appears and tells him: "I'll grant any wish you make."Jethro doesn't take a second to think and says I want all the water in the lake to be turned into beer!"Instantly the lake turns to beer."You idiot", says Cletus, "now we're gonna have to pee in the boat!"