Fishing joke No.14

Every Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, makes his lunch, puts on his long johns, grabs his dog, goes to the garage and hooks up his boat to his car and goes fishing.

This one Saturday morning he comes out of his garage and the rain is pouring down: it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow and sleet mixed in with the rain. The wind is blowing at over 50mph.

Minutes later he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house. Turns the TV to the weather channel and he finds it is going to be very bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.

There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible". To which she sleepily replies, "Yes darling, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in it?"