Fishing joke No.12
One day a rather drunk ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and looked into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there. "He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there. "He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" The voice answered," "NO, YOU IDIOT, IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK."