Friday 8 August 2008

Crawfish/crayfish joke No.1

A man's wife goes missing on a camping trip at Blowering Dam. He spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened. Next morning a couple of sad looking policemen, the old Sergeant and a younger Constable, come to the camp site. The Sergeant says, "We have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news and some really good news." "Well," says the man "you better tell me, what's the bad news?"
The Sergeant says "I 'm really sorry but your wife is dead. Young Bill here found her lying at about 40 feet down in a hole near the rocks. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead."
The man is naturally really upset to hear this and starts to breakdown and cry. After a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.
The sergeant says, "Well when we got your wife up there were a lot of big crayfish stuck to her, so we have brought you your share." And he hands the man a bag of big crayfish in it."WOW, thanks," the man says, "They are really big. Now what's the really good news?" "Well," the Sergeant says, "me and young Bill here go off duty at around 11 o' clock and we think we will go over there and pull her up again."

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