FISHING JOKES
1. Fisherman's wife: "Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend"
2. Why are fish smarter than mice? Because they live in schools.
3. What side of a fish has the most scales? The outside.
4. Where do you find most of the fish ? Between the head & the tail
5. Lady says " Are you fishing? Fisherman replies "No madam I'm drowning worms."
